watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone