djakfhsdjlajsfkHi.

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

bearygood:

Role model

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT